I like to think that I'm not a self righteous bellend who thinks his ill informed opinions are fact and who also hates the majority of the world...
... but the truth is I'm probably exactly that. So i can't think of a any better place to store my complaints on the world then the "Blogosphere". It appears to me that I'm in good company as well. The main reasons people get blogs are to either share an opinion, complain, or tell people things they normally wouldn't get the chance to say, because the reality is NO.ONE.CARES. Blogs are like when some one tells you about a dream they had last night. Where you were at a campsite in France and they saved you from being brutally murdered from... YAWN YAWN YAWN.
So unless you're famous or lead an incredibly interesting life, a blog is just notes to yourself. Your thoughts aloud for people to sneer at and judge and think "What a knob". So I'll ask myself again, Why am i writing this?? Probably because i am that knob and Facebook only lets me post so many words. But the reason I'm going to go with is to improve my writing... God knows it needs improving...
Future posts will hopefully have more reason and purpose to them. Unlike this one, but after all this is only an introduction.
Before i forget, this is my face. I've covered it slightly in an aim to be the next Daft Punk. Though the main purpose of posting this picture is to show that I'm not actually a 3 year old child. Sorry to disappoint you potential weird old man reader...