Thursday, 17 February 2011

BEFORE I KNEW YOU I HATED YOU

I DID, I HATED YOU...

I hate strangers and thats exactly what you once were to me. You were a person I didn't know anything about but I resented you in every way, shape and form. And if you're reading this and you've never met or spoken to me I probably hate you to. When I look through your Facebook photos and i see you with a guffawing idiot that i don't know, I hate them. Maybe its because in the photo your both happy and it just highlights the fact that I have nothing better to do with my sorry life then trawl through 35 photos of your nights out or that holiday in greece you had. But i still hate them for it.

A stranger is that person that bumps into you in the street because they're too busy not looking where theyre going because theyre texting on their phone, texting another person you don't know. Strangers are judging you. They're laughing at you and you know it. You walk past them and they look at you and make a comment on your shoes or hair or if you like Coke Zero or not. Strangers are the type of people who punch children in the face, AND WHY WOULD WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH A BABY PUNCHER?

I'm maybe being a bit general not all strangers are judging you and not all of them are dickheads. For instance there's just some people who you can't hate because you fail to have a real opinion on them for whatever reason....And If you're a semi attractive female I definitely dont hate you. You're a different prospect. In the 5 seconds it's taken for you to walk past me I've already thought about our marriage and what names we would give to our kids. So maybe I rushed into this post too quickly not all strangers are horrible sneering wankers only put on this world to judge me, but alot of them are. So here is a realisation... I hate strangers who judge me, which effectively is highly hypocrital because that is in turn what i am to them, but fuck it LETS IGNORE THAT




Why should i care what people think? Because i'm human and the I'm born to care what people think. If you say dont care what people think of you, you're lying. If we didnt care what people thought of us we wouldnt have doors on our bathrooms and the only thing from stopping me from masturbating in public is the fear of catching a cold.


Just when you thought I was done


I'm not done there's another branch of this tree. I hate strangers who have the potential to be better than me, social, academically, finically, aesthetically. It's nothing more than jealousy.  The bloody perfect wankers make me look like the horrendous human being that i am. I feel i needed to be honest and include this.


So what happens to you if by chance you have to talk or socialise with one of these strangers and you find them interesting enough to make the effort? You might realise that they're actually a normal human being and try your hardest to become accepted by them and you try to show off that you're a functioning member of society and you harbor even social skills to make new friends. If they accept you, great!! but if they don't and treat you like some kind of alien wanker, well you were completely jusitfied in what you were just thinking about the former stranger.

thank you and goodnight x



sidenote: i do like meeting new people, a stranger isnt a stranger once you've been introduced.

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING...

 I REALLY WOULDN'T BOTHER READING THIS ONE IF I WAS YOU

Before i start, i did write a valentines blog and it turned out to be incredibly cringe worthy so i didn't post it. For someone who's not bothered by Valentines it really did sound like i was incredibly bothered. Oh god I'm alone...

I’m still finding it hard to write posts. I thought about giving my views on the news but it's useless. The only 2 reasons that I watch the news are; my TV has managed to stay on Channel 4 for an hour after the Simpsons have finished, or theres one of those milf news readers on BBC Breakfast and I end up debating for half an hour if I would or not(OH I'M SUCH A MALE). I also don’t really want to lay bare the ins and outs of my life or my innermost feelings for you to peer at. So until I figure out some kind of format to this I’ll just write and see where it takes me.

It's not because i dont want you to know anything about me I just don't know how to word it without sounding like a dickhead.

Social awkwardness is probably a contrubuter to whats restricting me, or the fear of it. I’m trying to avoid the possibility of writing something that's as awkward as one of the chuckle brothers penises...
In life if I fall into an awkward situation (which I tend to regularly) I can make it into a HILARIOUS JOKE AND WE CAN ALL HAVE A LAUGH ABOUT IT HA. HA. HA. But if I get my proverbial chuckle brother cock out here and end up sounding like a Cosmo Girl columnist, that dickhead Billie from the Joy of Teen Sex or if I make a reference to a chuckle brothers penis, I cant defend myself.


PRIZE CUNT OF THE WEEK


I wanted to write about about how i was feeling happy and how that had effected and changed my current perspective, but I'm just not able to. It's what I've become an adolescent who's key to all real thoughts and verbal expression of emotion are pints of Heineken and Sambuca. If someone told me how they were feeling with no real interesting point to it I just wouldn't care.

So to sum up theres nothing really worth posting because even if your life is great you're probably making someone bored by telling them , and if you do think of something interesting or something of worth that everyone can enjoy, good job not sounding like an awkward dickhead whilst saying it...


 ...And i assure this was a post intended to show how happy i currently am.

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Two Posts Down and...

I'VE DECIDED I'M SHIT AT BLOGGING...


I think in order to be a good blogger you have to be able to post anything and everything you think. There should be no censorship no holding back on what's on your mind. I've attempted to write a new post a good number of times since my first one and failed and failed and failed and failed...

Thoughts are probably silent for a reason, and i'm just not able to suddenly volunteer an opinion on a subject out of the blue... True realisations and opinions come from extended thought, conversation and debate, for me to suddenly write a post about how I dislike Carole McGiffen (all be it understandable) is an almost impossible task.

So this is why I'm shit at blogging. Although I'm an opinionated (hypocritical) wanker i can't seem to be able to express my opinions without the subject matter coming up by chance.
So I want to change this to be a better blogger. I want to let you into the mind and world of Stew. So I'm gonna get personal, not too personal, but a little bit personal...


BLOG DE STEW GETS ALL PERSONAL



OK, Recently i've had a lot of time to think and i've started to feel alone. Its coming up to Valentines Day, I've never actually had a Valentines. I just want someone to love me. Surely there's someone.... AH FUCK IT



I HATE CAROLE MCGIFFEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHES SUCH A PRIZE CUNT. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ECONOMIC DOWN TURN, EGYPT,THE PRICE OF PETROL, SWEARING ON TV, ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION, RAISING KIDS, YOUTHS, POLITICS, OR ANYTHING SHITTING TOPICAL!!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU WRINKLY CUNT.


wow that felt good




Peace out.
x


p.s. i might be dyslexic and I don't use spell checker. Sticking it to the man.