A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING...

 I REALLY WOULDN'T BOTHER READING THIS ONE IF I WAS YOU

Before i start, i did write a valentines blog and it turned out to be incredibly cringe worthy so i didn't post it. For someone who's not bothered by Valentines it really did sound like i was incredibly bothered. Oh god I'm alone...

I’m still finding it hard to write posts. I thought about giving my views on the news but it's useless. The only 2 reasons that I watch the news are; my TV has managed to stay on Channel 4 for an hour after the Simpsons have finished, or theres one of those milf news readers on BBC Breakfast and I end up debating for half an hour if I would or not(OH I'M SUCH A MALE). I also don’t really want to lay bare the ins and outs of my life or my innermost feelings for you to peer at. So until I figure out some kind of format to this I’ll just write and see where it takes me.

It's not because i dont want you to know anything about me I just don't know how to word it without sounding like a dickhead.

Social awkwardness is probably a contrubuter to whats restricting me, or the fear of it. I’m trying to avoid the possibility of writing something that's as awkward as one of the chuckle brothers penises...

In life if I fall into an awkward situation (which I tend to regularly) I can make it into a HILARIOUS JOKE AND WE CAN ALL HAVE A LAUGH ABOUT IT HA. HA. HA. But if I get my proverbial chuckle brother cock out here and end up sounding like a Cosmo Girl columnist, that dickhead Billie from the Joy of Teen Sex or if I make a reference to a chuckle brothers penis, I cant defend myself.

PRIZE CUNT OF THE WEEK

I wanted to write about about how i was feeling happy and how that had effected and changed my current perspective, but I'm just not able to. It's what I've become an adolescent who's key to all real thoughts and verbal expression of emotion are pints of Heineken and Sambuca. If someone told me how they were feeling with no real interesting point to it I just wouldn't care.

So to sum up theres nothing really worth posting because even if your life is great you're probably making someone bored by telling them , and if you do think of something interesting or something of worth that everyone can enjoy, good job not sounding like an awkward dickhead whilst saying it...


 ...And i assure this was a post intended to show how happy i currently am.