CUT YOUR HAIR, YOU HIPPY...

I'm not going to turn on myself. I was going to write a blog on how I have the life commitments of a 3 year old but I get reminded of this constantly so the last thing i need is to start having a go at myself.

Though i do accept I need a job, and if you have any opinions on the matter, leave them in the comment box and presumably if this thing is anything like Youtube, your comment will soon turn into a mass debate about how you are definitely either racist or sexist or maybe both... personally I prefer being the latter God damn those no good Female Mexicans.

FYI this is a female Mexican.

I am now 20 (and no this isn't going to be a paragraph of self pitty.). I definitely don't act like it. My my most consistently watched tv programme is Deadly 60. I still get excited by exceedingly shiny coins. I still have some belief that one day I'll headline at Barrowlands and the majority of my social time is spent getting drunk. Theres nothing wrong with that. I was recently reminded of my age by someone a few years younger than me and they highlighted my immaturity then they got back to reading the guardian. Which made me kind of self assess. I came to the conclusion of...



I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO BECOME A BORING CUNT.

I want to act immature and watch programmes on channel 4 to catch a glimpse of partial nudity (excluding one born every minute). I want to get shit faced not know what I'm doing and creep out girls in clubs because I'm to wasted to know whats "just looking over" and what staring. Then I want to tell that girl  that she's look just like shakira and stumble off. I want to wake up at midday and not move until doctors comes on. I WANT STEVE BACKSHALL TO TELL ME HOW DEADLY A MUSK OX IS.

If I was still doing that when i was 30 or even late 20's then theres a problem I would have considerably failed at life and it would be an understatement at that. I have all the time in the world when I'm older to have responsibility I might aswell enjoy getting away with having little responsibilities for as long as i can.


If you want to be young and mature knock yourself out, just don't be go all mexican woman about me deciding that I'm not actually ready to care about what time debhenhams opens on a wednesday or what paper i should read or the fact I don't vote.


I have the life commitments of a 3 year old and I'll enjoy without question while i'll can. One day I'll have a morgage and a son who will probably surpass me and a family to provide for. But not right right now. So kindly let me act like a dickhead.

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